
Warning
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn’t suit me,
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for the butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
And gobble up samples in the shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickles for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We shall have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But may I ought to practise a little now?
So that people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple.
Jenny Josephs
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Explain why you think the poem has the title ‘Warning’?
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‘And make up for the sobriety of my youth’. How does the poet seem to feel about her younger days?
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What makes the line ‘And learn to spit’ such a strong finish to the first verse?
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How does the poet seem to feel about her life up until this point? Explain your answer by using some quotes from the poem.
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What response do you think the poet hopes to draw out of her readers? Is she successful? (explain how she made you feel)
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